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    The World of Competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors 
    That One Time I Got a Colonic For a Laugh 
    A Prude Got Nude. Hilarity Ensued.

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    Humor

    The Night Barack Came Over
    Can Ferris Bueller's Day Off Be Replicated?
    A Horror Story About a Rabbit
     
    The Horrifying Time I
    Sat on Hal McRae's Lap 
    Your Kid's Lice Is Their Goldmine
    This is What Prison Food Tastes Like
    The Most Depressing Date in the History of Chicago 

     

    The Most Intimidating 6-Year-OIds in Chicago  
    Will I Ever Be a Chicagoan? 
    The Adventures of Steak Man!

     

    The Hilarious, Drunken
    World of Female Arm Wrestling

     

    A Column About Columns
    The Daddy Olympics 

     

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    How Three Initials Built (And Nearly Destroyed) My Family

     

    My Wife is Pregnant. Again.

     

    An Embarrasing Story About Dibs  

     

    The Baby Story to End All Baby Stories
    The Saga of 
    Parka the Hutt

     

    Weasel's Guide to Jury Duty 

     

    A Day at Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp 

     

    Go Inside the Mind of an Art Institute Guard 
    How Not to Talk to George Lucas

     

    Drinker's Guide to Hanging Out With Sober People
    How to Survive 24 Hours at O'Hare
    Remember When Ballplayers Hated Each Other?
    This Is What Happens When Non-Dog People Get Dogs 
    Traveling With Kids is the Most Satisfying Pain in the Ass