The World of Competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors

That One Time I Got a Colonic For a Laugh

A Prude Got Nude. Hilarity Ensued.

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Humor

The Night Barack Came Over

Can Ferris Bueller's Day Off Be Replicated?

A Horror Story About a Rabbit

The Horrifying Time I

Sat on Hal McRae's Lap

Your Kid's Lice Is Their Goldmine

This is What Prison Food Tastes Like

The Most Depressing Date in the History of Chicago

The Most Intimidating 6-Year-OIds in Chicago

Will I Ever Be a Chicagoan?

The Adventures of Steak Man!

The Hilarious, Drunken

World of Female Arm Wrestling

A Column About Columns

The Daddy Olympics

How Three Initials Built (And Nearly Destroyed) My Family

My Wife is Pregnant. Again.

An Embarrasing Story About Dibs

The Baby Story to End All Baby Stories

The Saga of

Parka the Hutt

Weasel's Guide to Jury Duty

A Day at Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp

Go Inside the Mind of an Art Institute Guard

How Not to Talk to George Lucas

Drinker's Guide to Hanging Out With Sober People

How to Survive 24 Hours at O'Hare

Remember When Ballplayers Hated Each Other?

This Is What Happens When Non-Dog People Get Dogs

Traveling With Kids is the Most Satisfying Pain in the Ass